eat a hot lava cake
sleep for a day, or maybe a week
dance like a fat man with nipple rings
collect rocks and things

tongue at the rain
read books
get a sunburn
get hooked

kiss him
drink tea
smack a glass down without any coaster
drive to the coast on one tank of gas
don’t pour the sand out of your shoes
streak that auburn hair blue
make hideous bead art with glue
eat a bag of mint chips one by one
drink soda through two straws at once
get a tattoo

watch a mosquito drink your blood
scratch it till it bleeds
watch TV all night until your head hurts
skip work
wear a holey t-shirt

ride a motorbike naked
get arrested
ride escalators
dream about a green plain and your ancestors
dream about a house on a foggy lake
stop the microwave with 2 seconds left
eat a hot lava cake.

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